Pooning

When a female partakes in the act of “mooning” somebody, but with her front butt instead of the rear one.

Person 1: Dude is she mooning the person behind her?

Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.

by Joenah cuhpoor April 3, 2025

Pooning

To defecate whilst mooning.

Jack and I was out last night pooning at all the girls that walked past.

by WMAS Big T May 24, 2025

Pooning

(Verb) The act of absolutely doming someone in the head with a Harpoon.

"I Just absolutely Pooned that shitter!"
"I got so many kills pooning on PF yesterday, they call me the Poonmaster"

by The Poonmaster September 14, 2025

Pine pooning

Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.

by Mjhalleman July 22, 2016

Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.

Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'

by Stephaniekate88 March 6, 2017

Smart-phoning

Noun

To use your smart-phone for gaming, browsing, chatting etc....

Smart-phoning in the dark at night is a visual suicide for your eyes.

by Zami Karzai September 6, 2018

Power phoning

Someone making a loud condescending phone call in public, especially as a way to show off.

Power phoning I wonder if there is someone on the other end putting up with being power phoned, because if someone tried to say that to me I'd tell them to try and say that to me in person, and then hang up.

by Music_Is_Forever July 2, 2022