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cooking mama phobia 

A legit phobia of cooking mama’s fire eyes which r burning flames of hell showing the player the true nature of cooking mama and not her happy facade which she hides behind most of the time and shows the true nature of her soul. This inturns makes people who sufffur this phobia from a very young age discover issues in personal growth when they strive for perfection in every game like for example striving for gold medals on all cooking mama games even when it’s not possible like getting all 3 gold stars on every candy crush level. Cooking mama also makes you distrust everything u thought you knew.
The cooking mama phobia is the cause of much of distrust of fellow citizens in the USA

weekday phobia

- a condition of people having negative feelings for

weekdays;

- a state of mind that usually occurs on later hours of

Sunday's

- a manner of feeling unmotivated, lazy, etc. to face

weekdays

- a fear that brings unhappy thoughts for the coming days

(Monday- Friday)

especially when you are expecting to do task

overtime because of too much work load.. and your

trying hard to beat deadlines.

- also suffered by real students
" I'm not interested to do anything for the moment, I'm on a weekday phobia mode! "
weekday phobia by lazy laila January 17, 2010

Walmart Phobia 

A phobia of Walmart. I have it it means you fucking scared of Walmart and have panic attacks when you go
“I have Walmart phobia

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) 

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.
Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.

left tentacle-o-phobia

when youre scared of left tentacle in undercards
o shizzle this guy has left tentacle-o-phobia

Social Phobia 

A highly debilitating mental disease in which the sufferer has an irrational fear of social situations. This may manifest itself as excessive sweating, trembling, a shaky and/or inaudibly quiet voice, facial blushing, or basically anything else that you wouldn't want to happen. This could be brought on by specific situations, such as giving a speach, or, for those of us that are extremely unlucky, anytime someone so much as glances in our general direction. While talking to a social phobic, he/she probably won't make eye contact and might talk very quietly. He or she is NOT a freak, as much as you might want to call them one.
Social Phobia is not to be confused with shyness. Shyness is an emotion that all people experience, SP is a disease for a select few.

Emotions = good
Diseases = bad
Social Phobia by allknowingsquid October 23, 2008