Phalicity

A female name. If her name is Phalicity then she is most whitest female u could fine. She thinks she is all that. Usually thin but looks good in every outfit.

Phalicity is pale asf but swears she ain’t white

by Ikyourmadbutitstrue February 13, 2022

Phallic Salad

The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.

Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...

by e-rips January 5, 2004

Phallic Photo

The correct psychological and scientific term attributed to the commonly referred to "Dick Pic"

A recent study published by Psychology Today finds that the sending of unsolicited phallic photos does not in fact increase the chances of the sender entering into a meaningful relationship with the recipient. Who knew?

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Phallic Snack

A road trip blow job.

You're on a road trip and you're horny and your GF goes down on you for a little Phallic Snack.

by Precy Ann Klein September 23, 2006

phallic victory

1. The winning of a man against a woman in any competitive event.
2. Giving a woman an orgasm with the use of only the phallus.

Yes I totally made Sharon orgasm using only the old man. Good work, that's a real phallic victory.

by DHomer November 15, 2014

Phallic Aggression

1. An aggressive response to stimulus that would normally evoke a placid or even neutral reaction.
2. Being an asshole when completely unnecessary, typically occurring when a male has to prove how large his phallus is.
3. Physical use of a phallus to bludgeon small animals, shrubbery, or even midgets to death.

1. "This phallic aggression thing is out of control, we know your cock is small, please don't go out of your way to prove it."

2. Lumberjack Johnson began his morning with a bout of phallic aggression, squirrels, rabbits, coyote's, nothing stood a chance.

by Kageneko666 April 9, 2011

phalick

an adjective implying somthing resembling the male genitalia.

Ex: that rock is phalick

by anon December 6, 2003