Kerrified

A sense of impending terror relating to John Kerry winning the 2004 Presidential Election.

I'm quite Kerrified about the outcome of this upcoming election...and I see OJ, and he look very upset!

by JimboDunky October 13, 2004

Permified

When smoking so much weed for multiple days that the next couple days are too hazy to fuck up

guy 1: dooode those couple of days were soo fucked up
guy 2: i knoooww braa i'm so permified!!

by BIG BLACK BOOTY January 2, 2012

Petrified

Petrified means that when someone is so scared,they are unable to move or think.

Morgan walked into the darkness,Petrified about what might happen to her.

by Extreme fear September 30, 2018

Petrified cookie dough

Extremely hard , past expiration date ,

Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams

If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Petrified cookie dough

What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.

Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Petrified Petrocelli

This term is used to express one being in extreme fear. It is stronger than fear itself. It takes days to recover from being petrified petrocelli.

Person 1: Did you see the news today?
Person 2: I was petrified petrocelli.

Person 1: Wow, are you okay?

by buttholeburning April 24, 2023

Petrified

When someone is cross faded at a party.

Yo is Steve ok? He is just slumped over on the couch staring. Ya he is fine he’s just Petrified.

by Takeo13 November 1, 2023