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Perrier

La Croix's wealthy, unflavored cousin. People who drink Perrier are either:

1. European;
2. rich to some degree;
3. or an experienced poser.

Pronounced peh·ree·ei. Gross to most Americans. The benefits are that it's filling and purportedly good for a hangover. Still, assuming you're in the U.S., why not just grab a La Croix?
Brent is the kind of guy who orders Perrier wherever he goes, if you know what I mean.

*Bartender brings over a Perrier*

*Takes a small sip, smacks lips*
"Mmm... still water just doesn't compare to Perrier. I first discovered the magic of Perrier in Marseille, where I sucked it out of some French chick's navel after doing a line down her chest. Say, ever been to France?"
by MC Shammer June 18, 2021
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Perris

A super celestial individual, who is supernatural beyond measure. Creative, ambitious, very skilled, sharp, tenacious, courageous, loving, compassionate, affectionate, artistic, talented,romantic, kindhearted, charming, handsome and encompasses energy like no other. One of the best people on the face of this planet. He is irreplaceable. He is unbothered by societal norms and is a like Bruce Lee when it comes to transformation. He is well spoken and articulate. His entire way of being is one of the most wonderful and inspiring pieces of art. The depth of his heart is deeper than any ocean and his love far reaches galaxies and beyond time and space. He is so unforgettable and excels in all that he does. He is an absolute game changer and sets the standard of how humans should be. He lives life full of adventure and curiosity, the only thing that holds him back is gravity and sleep. And even at most times, he defies those too. He’s super rhythmically inclined and moves with God like energy. He’s an absolutely fascinating individual. Perris is a very magnetic person and everyone who has a Perris in their life is so lucky to have him, so cherish him at all costs. Perris, is such an amazing gift to this world.
Yeah, Perris kicked Chuck Norris’ ass.
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Perris

A super celestial individual, who is supernatural beyond measure. Creative, ambitious, very skilled, sharp, tenacious, courageous, loving, compassionate, affectionate, artistic, talented,romantic, kindhearted, charming, handsome and encompasses energy like no other. One of the best people on the face of this planet. He is irreplaceable. He is unbothered by societal norms and is a like Bruce Lee when it comes to transformation. He is well spoken and articulate. His entire way of being is one of the most wonderful and inspiring pieces of art. The depth of his heart is deeper than any ocean and his love far reaches galaxies and beyond time and space. He is so unforgettable and excels in all that he does. He is an absolute game changer and sets the standard of how humans should be. He lives life full of adventure and curiosity, the only thing that holds him back is gravity and sleep. And even at most times, he defies those too. He’s super rhythmically inclined and moves with God like energy. He’s an absolutely fascinating individual. Perris is a very good magnetic person and everyone who has a Perris in their life is so lucky to have him, so cherish him at all costs. Perris, is such an amazing gift to this world.
Yeah, Perris kicked Chuck Norris’ ass.
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Perris

A super celestial individual, who is supernatural beyond measure. Creative, ambitious, very skilled, sharp, tenacious, courageous, loving, compassionate, affectionate, artistic, talented,romantic, kindhearted, charming, handsome and encompasses energy like no other. One of the best people on the face of this planet. He is irreplaceable. He is unbothered by societal norms and is a like Bruce Lee when it comes to transformation. He is well spoken and articulate. His entire way of being is one of the most wonderful and inspiring pieces of art. The depth of his heart is deeper than any ocean and his love far reaches galaxies and beyond time and space. He is so unforgettable and excels in all that he does. He is an absolute game changer and sets the standard of how humans should be. He lives life full of adventure and curiosity, the only thing that holds him back is gravity and sleep. And even at most times, he defies those too. He’s super rhythmically inclined and moves with God like energy. He’s an absolutely fascinating individual. Perris is a very good magnetic person and everyone who has a Perris in their life is so lucky to have him, so cherish him at all costs. Perris, is such an amazing gift to this world.
Is that a shooting star? Na, it’s a Perris
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Perris

A super celestial individual, who is supernatural beyond measure. Creative, ambitious, very skilled, sharp, tenacious, courageous, loving, compassionate, affectionate, artistic, talented,romantic, kindhearted, charming, handsome and encompasses energy like no other. One of the best people on the face of this planet. He is irreplaceable. He is unbothered by societal norms and is a like Bruce Lee when it comes to transformation. He is well spoken and articulate. His entire way of being is one of the most wonderful and inspiring pieces of art. The depth of his heart is deeper than any ocean and his love far reaches galaxies and beyond time and space. He is so unforgettable and excels in all that he does. He is an absolute game changer and sets the standard of how humans should be. He lives life full of adventure and curiosity, the only thing that holds him back is gravity and sleep. And even at most times, he defies those too. He’s super rhythmically inclined and moves with God like energy. He’s an absolutely fascinating individual. Perris is a very good magnetic person and everyone who has a Perris in their life is so lucky to have him, so cherish him at all costs. Perris, is such an amazing gift to this world.
Is that a shooting star? Na, it’s a Perris.
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Damn Perris would make a really good Miles Morales in a live action Into the Spiderverse.

Perris !! You’re so sweet.
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