percuse

An adjective meaning difficult; complicated; stubborn.

My boyfriend would not buy me what I wanted for my birthday, he is so percuse!

by AliKat08 January 3, 2014

percussionist

A more technical name for 'the person who plays percussion'. Stereotypically male, but the females shud never b underestimated. Percussion instruments include (but are not limited to) Glockenspiel, Marimba, Xylophone, timbalis, kettle drums, timpanis, crashed cymbals, tambourine, bongos, congas, granite blocks, drum kit. Although some people think that guitars and keyboards are percussion, they are NOT. Keyboards, guitars, and bass are part of the rhythm section of a band, but not part of the percussion section. Drum kit is counted as a percussion instrument. The percussionist(s) is/are usually the coolest section in the band.

Flortist: Hey look at that percussionist, he's very rhythmic isn't he?
Pianist: You just think he's fit/
Male Flortist: Oh yeth darling, he's truly marvellous
Pianist: He is good though. What would we do without him?
Percussionist: Well if I left, there's always the hot female percussionist who could take my place

Note: Female percussionists although rarer than male, are always hot. And when I say always, I pretty much mean, always.

by Perc_uss January 15, 2006

Perius

The end of a statement that is not debateable, or emphasis on the firmness of your statement.

Jill's mom hates me so im not going to her house, Perius.

by Caston October 7, 2004

Perjugate

to travel to an unknown land and successfully manuevering yourself to become the leader of the indigenous population, usually by seducing the daughter of the tribal chief

Jake Sulley was the first man to perjugate intergalactic society. (i.e. Pandora)

by Rastamonsta May 13, 2010

Percussion Therapy

Time spent unwinding or otherwise blowing off stress and steam at a shooting range.

What a horrible day; good thing I already had a percussion therapy session planned for this evening.

by SgtBoom March 3, 2011

Prejuscide

To Be Ran Over By A Ferrari In Berkshire Outside Warwick Davis's House While Being Chased By A Wild Bear.

"Did You Here How Bob Got Prejuscided Last Week?"

by Gareth Watermills January 21, 2019

perjurists

A term used to describe judges who have lied under oath.

The Supreme Court of the United States is packed with perjurists who must be immediately removed to serve the minimum 5-year prison term, one that is typically handed down for this crime; in fact it should be at least double that, considering it’s the highest court in the land.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2022