A "permanent wedgie" is when the following happen:
The victim gets their underwear pulled from both the front (also called a melvin) and back (also called wedgie) while still wearing them. The underwear is held in that position. Lace, rope, string, belt, etc. is looped through the legholes at the front, brought over the shoulder, and looped through the legholes in the back. It is then tied, giving the person a permanent wedgie.
Other words to know:
wedgie - pulling one's underwear from the back, causing the underwear to "ride up", or become wedged between the buttocks. As the wedgier, or giver, pulls higher, the underwear pulls up on the buttocks causing friction burn. Usually done to people wearing the dreaded briefs.
melvin - pulling one's underwear from the front. On men, this causes pain in the testicles because the underwear becomes confined, squeezing the testicles together. On women, it becomes wedged in the vaginal area.
The victim gets their underwear pulled from both the front (also called a melvin) and back (also called wedgie) while still wearing them. The underwear is held in that position. Lace, rope, string, belt, etc. is looped through the legholes at the front, brought over the shoulder, and looped through the legholes in the back. It is then tied, giving the person a permanent wedgie.
Other words to know:
wedgie - pulling one's underwear from the back, causing the underwear to "ride up", or become wedged between the buttocks. As the wedgier, or giver, pulls higher, the underwear pulls up on the buttocks causing friction burn. Usually done to people wearing the dreaded briefs.
melvin - pulling one's underwear from the front. On men, this causes pain in the testicles because the underwear becomes confined, squeezing the testicles together. On women, it becomes wedged in the vaginal area.
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Once fully erect, the penis remains erect until ejaculation. Because the erection lasts and will not subside until ejaculation, it is categorized as permanent. Ejaculation can be accomplished 1 of 3 ways:
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Once fully erect, the penis remains erect until ejaculation. Because the erection lasts and will not subside until ejaculation, it is categorized as permanent. Ejaculation can be accomplished 1 of 3 ways:
1) sexual intercourse with the actual woman that gave rise to the erection,
2) sexual intercourse with a different woman while thinking of the woman that gave rise to the erection, or
3) masturbation
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Jeff: Yeah, definitely Boner of the Month material
Frank: You don't even know. I gotta run home after every class to take care of my PBS
Jeff: Bro, you have to control your Permanent Boner Syndrome. It's ruining your life
Jeff: Yeah, definitely Boner of the Month material
Frank: You don't even know. I gotta run home after every class to take care of my PBS
Jeff: Bro, you have to control your Permanent Boner Syndrome. It's ruining your life
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