Moose Perch

An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.

Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.

by Gooooooooooooooooood May 10, 2009

Eagle Perch

The act of a man draping his genitals over another person shoulders. (variation of T-bagging)

"Dude i jus got eagle perched" (aka a nut sac was hanging on my shoulder)

by The one they call Andrew August 12, 2008

Beer Battered Perch

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)

Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch

by evilbeotch August 7, 2010

Perched

A great man standing soulful on the tip of a heavy Log

Man perched pat is rad

by Perched November 19, 2018

perch mouth

Someone with a mouth shaped like a perch fish. Typically used as an insult.

That perch mouth bastard over there.

by Txmem November 10, 2017

Bird Perch

Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.

Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man

by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021

Man Perch

A man cave, but on the top floor or attic rather then the bottom floor or basement.

Person 1: Hey, where is Chuck?
Person 2: He's in the man perch.

by VARice22 October 10, 2016