Seamless Pantyhose

High quality pantyhose without seams in the crotch area. The single most sexy item a woman could wear. Never should be worn with panties underneath and should be worn by all women, but only if they want their man to be turned on more than ever before.

You are not a proper pantyhose model unless you own a pair of seamless pantyhose!

by dale tuna June 2, 2011

panty ninja

A guy who is able to stealthily infiltrate, using charm or bravado, almost any female's defense barrier, namely whatever pantywear is "defending" her lower territories.

Greg: Yo, Eric, can you believe TJ hit that blonde chick's gash last night?
Eric: Shit, man, TJ's a freakin' panty ninja.

Although Meegan was really a cum dumpster, she often acted demure so guys would feel like panty ninjas when she finally pulled down her drawers.

by mr pinky June 26, 2007

penny collector

1. Anyone who enjoys hording useless collectables such as faberge eggs, "limited edition" cups from McDonalds, Beanies Babies, etc.

2. Slang for a mentally disabled person.

Example 1.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got another Dave Matthews Band live bootleg to add to my collection."

Guy 2: "Don't you already have like thirty of those?"

Guy 1: "Yeah...and?"

Guy 2: "You are such a fuckin' penny collector."

Example 2.
Guy 1: "Check out the penny collector in the foam helmet!"

Guy 2: "Sexy."

by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009

Panty Gag

When you are giving her the D so good her eyes roll back and she is screaming so loud you stuff her own panties in her mouth to muffle the noise before everyone in the house and/or the neighbors wake up.

I was hitting that shit so good last night I had to give Rachel a panty gag before she woke her parents up.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

pantyvax

Pretending to be against vaccines to get in an antivaxxer’s panties

Bro, last night I pantyvaxxed this chick, I think I caught covid

by lil latkes April 9, 2021

penny nickel dime

Inside joke about white people smelling like wet water coins.

Kyle: All lives matter! F*ck blm
POC: Penny nickel dime

by coonhuntress May 5, 2021

Man penny

A complete sack of shit. Someone who believes they are good looking but the mirror begs to differ. A one on the scale of 1-10. The opposite of a Man Dime.

Nick thinks he's a Man Dime but in reality he's just a fucking man penny

by Dr. Dangler July 6, 2015