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Pence

The cremated products of an abortion. Usually the cremated remains are of miscarriages that happened so early women didn't even realize they were pregnant, aka cremated menstruation blood.
I just picked up my pence that week. My lawyer said the court needs to have my pence for evidence because my period was 2 weeks late.
by Periodsforpence November 19, 2016
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pence

Gay slang: to lick the ejaculate off your partners buttocks after pulling out. Especially popular in the upper midwest.
Wow, dude, the sex was amazing, but then he totally start to pence me, and that was just a little too kinky for me. At least he didn't go for the santorum.
by IndyStarlet March 31, 2015
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Mike Pence

A moron who calls himself the "vice president of the United States". Mike Pence also calls himself pro-life, but doesn't support life other than the lives of himself, his boss Donald Trump, and the "lives" of unborn fetuses. He doesn't care about the lives of DACA dreamers and those suffering from the coronavirus.
Did you see the guy that just walked into Mayo Clinic without a mask? He must be Mike Pence!
by Fluthy April 29, 2020
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hunter pence

the coolest fucking baseball player ever to play for the phillies. traded from the astros in 2011
hunter pence has hit in every game with the phillies so far man!
by nawbruh August 22, 2011
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Mike Pence

Slang for “impotent.”
Dude, I was with Melania last night, and I totally MIKE PENCED!
by TwittahBanned4Life January 15, 2021
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Magic Mike Pence

An increasingly popular nickname for the newest candidate to throw his hat into the Republican Primary ring since it will definitely be a true feat of magic if he can win the nomination.
I read that Magic Mike Pence rode his rented Harley into a biker bar in Orlando, fully clad from head to toe in black leather, hoping that stripping down to his tightly-whities on the throbbing dance floor might get him enough votes to upstage Florida’s Governor DeSatanic!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
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Fiddy pence

by FIDDY PENCE March 5, 2009
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