Van Pelt 

A Van Pelt,F is a 5 year low pay scale know it all,when it comes down to Van pelt,F the nessessary of running his mouth with no action or no knowledge of what he is talking about is expected from such a person. i mean in some cases one might think the baby was theres when one had no baby to begin with,a fool a burburing idiot one might add.Van Pelts tend to cross with other Van Pelts becuase of the nature of them not beeing able to find another human beeing capable of putting up with their stories that never existed, or how many times they been cheated on or even their sexual behavior or lack of.you might find a Van Pelt in the Great North West or in the Hawaiian paradise

That guy is acting like a Van Pelt,F

Van Pelt by theman169 April 3, 2010

below the belt pelt 

term used for pubic hair, usually on guys.

whatsup with shaving? My below the belt pelt is fine.

below the belt pelt by El Negro September 11, 2004

Face pelt

Face pelt is also known as face, face skelp, face mash, Face of disgrace & just FACE. He is a well known character. He is a little crazy. Quite the party animal. Often seen rolling about the floor, Banging his head and making prank calls to several victims.

"Hey face, when are we going out"

"Oi! Face pelt!"

Face pelt by McTavish Clan December 28, 2011

svelt pelt 

Svelt Pelt is basically trim that you shouldn't find hot as hell but still wanna hit it. I mean like, C-Grade Strippers that walk the streets during the day on their off hours.

Want a better mental image? Colonel Gathers Post-Op

"Shit, she is hot man!"
"Dude, she's a C-Grade Stripper at BEST. If she didn't have that huge c-section scar I would bet money that she used to be a he."
"I dunno man, she gives me the weirdest boner. I want that svelt pelt!"

svelt pelt by CuntasuarusRex May 13, 2016

Mangry Pelt 

When a dude has no money and his wife/girlfriend gives him a haircut. It looks like a mad/angry-conjunction pelt lying on top of a head.

Check that mangry pelt on Biillbo's head. I heard Bill had trouble making rent so his old lady gave him that mangry pelt.

Mangry Pelt by Narv July 6, 2017

Ethan Pelt 

The absolute sexiest person ever. And has the best girlfriend in the world.

Ethan Pelt is THICC

Ethan Pelt by swagdaddy#82 April 26, 2019

matt pelt 

Matt Pelt has no friends but thinks he is the shit and will stay a virgin forever.

This guy is more hopeless than matt pelt

matt pelt by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019