Peladophobia

A human who fears other humans that are bald

<Kenneth> Tuck, you've got peladophobia

by Toxik July 19, 2004

Pedophilian

A person and or community consisting completely of pedophiles when used to describe where they've come from.

Mikey Duck is a Pedophilian, he originates from Pedophilia.

by Wilbertisgod April 30, 2020

phophobia

A fear of phobias. Which, if you think about it, is really quite redundant, ironic, and stupid.

Man: I'm so afraid of becoming claustrophobic AND agoraphobic at the same time!! Actually, just the word "phobia" kinda makes me want to vomit.

Therapist: Well, it sounds like all this fear of phobias has given you one. It's called phophobia. And it makes you look redundant, ironic, and stupid.

by manifeellikeawoman July 7, 2009

pedophilia

A sickness in which an adult is sexually attracted to children. Some of these people clamor for "rights" and even offer the twisted idea that we are denying children their rights by classifying pedophilia as what it is.

Pedo: "we are not child molesters! some of us have respectable jobs and make a lot of money! even if we did abuse children, who are you to deny their right to be abused?!"

Human: "Canada Street said somethin' about pedophilia....he said when he has kids, he might just put you to sleep like the rabid dog you are."

by Canada Street's in the bldg. December 13, 2006

Pedophagia

a person who eats children in a specified manner

That kid was eaten by a man with pedophagia

by Jifiu May 6, 2020

pugophobia

Pugophobia is the fear of buttocks. Pugophobia is commonly suffered by young children and is often triggered by painful experiences when excreting huge feces through it, something getting stuck in it, or when sitting on the butt.

I just bent down and you started crying. Have you heard of pugophobia?

by style r June 21, 2021

Pediophobia

The phobia of being scared of dolls.

Someone I know is pediophobia.

by Scared0fDollz July 3, 2004