Damar: Yo I just figured out 9/11 was a set up
Adrain: you fucking peanut you need to stop watching those conspiracy videos
Adrain: you fucking peanut you need to stop watching those conspiracy videos
by Just-Vibe June 21, 2019
Get the Peanutmug. low-value coins or small change
a man recieves a few coins after he paid the bills, a friend: how much do you have left?
man: just some peanuts
man: just some peanuts
by Montaque January 13, 2006
Get the peanutsmug. the act of lubing your dick with peanut oil, and receiving oral sex from a person with peanut allergies. their throat will close up causing immense pleasure. somewhat like a Donkey Punch
by werbz September 7, 2014
Get the peaNuttingmug. When someone nuts and urinates at the same time and everything within 45 centimeters will just vanish
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 27, 2021
Get the Peanutmug. by Brucey5 June 16, 2007
Get the peanutmug. A member of the Modern Toss pantheon of comics and comic characters, chronicalling the power struggle that rages within the world-famous Mod supergroup Peanut. The comic features the characters Dave (bass player), Paul(drummer), Gary (lead singer), Rodriguez (Gary's PA) and Spodsie (Manager).
It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band.
In short, the funniest comic strip ever!
It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band.
In short, the funniest comic strip ever!
(Manager's office. Spodsie is talking to Dave and Paul)
Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha!
Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin*
Spodsie: Oof!
*Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'*
Spodsie: Ooooohh!
*Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room*
Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen*
Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave.
Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut!
Like I said - funny shit.
Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha!
Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin*
Spodsie: Oof!
*Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'*
Spodsie: Ooooohh!
*Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room*
Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen*
Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave.
Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut!
Like I said - funny shit.
by J June 21, 2005
Get the Peanutmug. by Andy155 September 1, 2006
Get the Peanutmug.