peanuts

A comic/animation about a little boy that every one is out to get.

Every one F-ing wants to kill Charley Brown from peanuts.

by hardboi69 October 24, 2018

peanuts

low-value coins or small change

a man recieves a few coins after he paid the bills, a friend: how much do you have left?
man: just some peanuts

by Montaque January 14, 2006

peaNutting

the act of lubing your dick with peanut oil, and receiving oral sex from a person with peanut allergies. their throat will close up causing immense pleasure. somewhat like a Donkey Punch

i was peaNutting with this girl last night. it was awesome. for me at least

see also donkey punch

by werbz September 07, 2014

Peanut

When someone nuts and urinates at the same time and everything within 45 centimeters will just vanish

“Why is there a hole in the ground?”
“Someone did a peanut.”
“Oh, not again...”

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 27, 2021

peanut

a little pussy-like man that cannot hold his own after four beers.

That peanut over there has been dry heaving for hours after four beers LOLZORS!

by Brucey5 May 28, 2007

Peanut

A member of the Modern Toss pantheon of comics and comic characters, chronicalling the power struggle that rages within the world-famous Mod supergroup Peanut. The comic features the characters Dave (bass player), Paul(drummer), Gary (lead singer), Rodriguez (Gary's PA) and Spodsie (Manager).

It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band.

In short, the funniest comic strip ever!

(Manager's office. Spodsie is talking to Dave and Paul)

Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha!

Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin*

Spodsie: Oof!

*Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'*

Spodsie: Ooooohh!

*Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room*

Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen*

Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave.

Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut!

Like I said - funny shit.

by J June 08, 2005

Peanut

A small and bald headed man/boy with a head shaped like a peanut, tending to hate fat people.

Peanuts are constantly bullied.

by Andy155 September 01, 2006