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Patriotard

An American who is easily manipulated by appeals to superficial pro-American sentiment. Is often a jingoist and rarely if ever opposes any US military action; dismisses all who oppose such military action as liberals or Un-American.

Typically rejects out of hand any criticism of his country's foreign policy, no matter how justified, unless the criticism is that America isn't being 'tough' enough in some way. Confuses support for the people and/or the founding values of his country with support for his country's government, especially if his political party of choice (almost always the Republican Party) is in power.

Uncritically swallows propaganda and slogans representing the above mindset - for example: America is 'Hated For Our Freedoms' and the troops are 'Fighting For Our Freedoms'.

Tends to place far greater importance on the trappings of patriotism (American flags, etc.) than on protecting the Constitution or upholding America's founding values.

Worships the US military. Often a Fox News fan.
"My country, right or wrong"

A patriotard says "yes!" whenever the state does some act of senseless barbarism abroad. A liberal is somone who says "yes!" when the state does some act of senseless barbarism at home.
by frubble March 23, 2011
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patriot archery

The thing dances are a celebration of.
“The old me would have been excited, but the new me knows that dances are just a celebration of patriot archery.”
by TheMoosetopian September 29, 2021
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Patriot's Landing

The uncontrollable explosion of the inside of your bowels due to overconsumption of sugar free candy. A true Patriot's Landing will involve defecation at a level so extreme that you must dispose of all clothing worn during the time of said Patriot's Landing.
Did you hear about Jeff's Patriot's Landing? I wouldn't eat sugar free candy again after that!
by Taquita Banana April 1, 2011
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patriotic

Used to describe a conservative American incaple of thinking critically. These people consider it a compliment for some reason.
Bubba is very patriotic, which is good because it leaves more room in his skull for his uncle's whammy to fit.
by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush December 12, 2003
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Patriotica

Patriotica n. a portmanteu of Patriot and Erotica. The raging red white and blue boner you get after hearing the national anthem before a baseball game, watching F-22 Talons fly over, seeing Arlington National Cemetary, shooting fireworks on Independence Day, or seeing a soldier return to his family. This boner is bigger than any one you could get even after railing a line of Viagra while watching Kate Upton dance in a bikini. (sorry ladies but you just don't compare to good old 'MURICA) Every red blooded American who has experienced this physiological phenomenon knows that America really is the big swinging dick of the world. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Antonyms include: Obamania, Libtard, Occupy Wall Street.

Synonyms include: Team America, Winning
Guy one: man I swear, watching President Reagan's Speeches on Youtube has been like porn to me lately.

Guy two: that is some hardcore Patriotica! there's no shame in popping a good old fashioned American woody after watching that! check out his 1964 speech to the RNC!

Guy one: *Splooge*

Liberal: I suck at life so I'm gonna go protest people on Wall Street who actually made something of their lives and became successful.
by dugard November 4, 2012
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patriotic

A politicaly-correct word for blind or arrogant.
by AYB March 25, 2003
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Fair Weather Patriot

Someone who waxes philosophical about being Patriotic but would never actually join the Military and put their ass on the line for anything. To the Fair Weather Patriot simply voting and paying taxes is enough.
Fair Weather Patriot: (Singing Lee Greenwood) "And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today!"

Military Guy: (Interrupting) "Hey man you know we've been at war for like ten years now right? Why haven't you stood up next to me and defended her still today like the song says?"

Fair Weather Patriot: "I do my part -- I vote and pay my taxes."
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