bigratory pattern

The tendency of "bisexuals" to eventually go all gay, especially men. Can also describe the tendency of "bisexuals" to "bigrate" to L.A.

"Yeah, I knew it," said Sarah. "The minute he said he wanted to be with men too I knew he'd go all gay. It's the usual bigratory pattern."

by Clintacus August 15, 2006

Patterson Patdown

A man shoving his arm up someones asshole and the person starts clapping real softly.

Dude! look at those two guys doing the Patterson Patdown. He seems like he likes receiving it.

by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016

pataters

Hillbilly way of saying potatoes

I love me some mashed pataters

by cheesediddy March 5, 2016

Male pattern badass

When a man thinks he looks tough after shaving his head to hide baldness

Now he thinks he's real male pattern badass

by PK Jellylord March 8, 2013

Mr Paterson

Mr Paterson’s are tall, annoying principals. For some reason he doesn’t like angels. He also doesn’t like the color black, and will tell you to take it off.

Your so annoying, you are a Mr Paterson!

by Karmas December 11, 2018

keyboard pattern

what happens when one is bored, most likely when attempting to do an important task such as homework.

advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols

person 1: have you studied for the test? i need some answers

person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg

person 1: you good bro?

person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp

person 1: keyboard pattern's?

person 2: no im just strangling myself

by your reall name March 24, 2021

Aaron Hannah Patter

A joke or comeback so bad that it sends everyone into a deep level of cringe and totally kills the mood within the group or conversation.

Person #1: *Tells unfunny joke/comeback*
*Silence*
Person #2: Bro, that’s Aaron Hannah patter

by FuckKyleHamilton April 8, 2019