Parallel Park

The Parallel Park is an intimate move used to initiate the Spoon technique.

It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.

"Bro I was just chilling on the couch watching a fish documentary on my phone when my girlfriend parallel parked me since she wanted to watch too"

Parallel Park by btw soma May 16, 2021

parallel parking 

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em

hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking

parallel parking by douglas epley November 26, 2006

Parallel Universes 

If there were parallel universes, then wouldn't they be multiverses?

Come see my unicycle that has lots of wheels.

Parallel Universes by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005

parallel appetites 

two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!

after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!

parallel appetites by michael foolsley February 2, 2010

parallel porking 

Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.

I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.

parallel porking by Zedarius November 8, 2015

Parallel Parking 

Spooning.

With or without intercourse.

Hey baby back yo’ trunk up and show me yo’ parallel parking skillz.

Parallel Parking by Napolee August 10, 2019

Parallel Psycho 

Probably the most fucking insane Hybird Player in all of Fortnite. Extremely Underrated aswell. He edits faster than the wheel of a car spins.
He does retakes that can only be seen easily when Parallel Physco does it slow or you slow down the video to 0.25

Parallel Psycho is insane, no questions

Parallel Psycho by Kahzzi November 30, 2019