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Pansy Slam

Putting an ecstasy pill on one's penis, then sodomizing another person.

HISTORY:
First performed by Panzar Szlamphen, a DJ known as the Finnish Phenom. When it was discovored that inserting an ecstacy pill in one's anus yielded heightened effects, Panzer experimented with various methods of insertion. Pansy Slamming was his favorite.
Pansy Slam me Brutus! Pansy Slam me!
by Panzar July 22, 2010
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Pansy Parkinson

A Slytherin girl in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. She is often seen with Draco Malfoy and his cronies and attended the Yule Ball with him. She and Draco were chosen as Slytherin Prefects in their 5th year and were part of the Inquisitorial Squad. She seems to be involved with Draco Malfoy, and we can guess he is her love interest by default (or vice versa), but JKR has not been rather explicit about it. Draco/Pansy, however, is one of the most believable canon couples in the Harry Potter series.
Malfoy was in front; he was wearing dress robes of black velvet with a high collar, which in Harry's opinion made him look like a vicar. Pansy Parkinson in very frilly robes of pale pink was clutching Malfoy's arm.
by Roanne September 14, 2008
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Pansy Division

A "Queecore" punk rock/pop band. They're really great and their songs are both brave and hilarious.
Instead of preaching to people about gay rights,they make you laugh so hard you'll support anything they say.
Check out Bunnies,Smells Like Queer Spirit or Bill And Teds Homosexual Adventure.
PunkDude:"Pansy Division are my heroes!"
Jock:"What? Ewww but they're fags!"
PunkDude:"FUCK YOU!"
~Everyone proceeds to beat the jocks' ignorant ass into next week~
And that is the power of Pansy Division.
Amen.
by bandanasarerad October 30, 2006
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pansy play

football plays/playbook invented by John "Spot" and Jimmy "Weasel" at Redondo Union High School in the mid 60's which were comprised of quick passes that could not be defended. Probably the original "West Coast Offense" later coined and used in NFL by Bill Walsh and company.
When John and Jimmy started moving the ball downfield with the "pansy play" Larry, Dear Old Dad, Ears, Walter, David, Tyler and others could not defend it!
by jim christ January 28, 2009
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Pansy slam

A group of completely straight men hanging out and listening to techno music, who take ecstasy by putting it on their bro's butthole and pushing it in with their penis. (this is completely not gay in any way whatsoever)
Me and my bro aj are gonna jam out to some techno music and pansy slam each other.
by Gaythan! November 7, 2012
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Pulls a Pansy

When a girl is being bitchy or acting as if she's god's gift to humanity.

Loosely based on one of J.K Rowling's character from Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson... yes, the biatch of the book (Apart from Lavender...)
She's coming, you better hide before she pulls a Pansy.
Oh crap, she's pulling a Pansy over an untied shoelace!
by Jiyu February 5, 2008
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pansy bitch

someone who isn't just weak,but is also a bitch.
usually used my guys girlfriend's when they won't stop bitch.
mike: baby i love you never leave me.
dani: i won't fucking leave you, stop being a pansy bitch.
by shanana. April 13, 2008
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