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cranky panky

A chronically frustrated state of physical intimacy where the participants are too tired or grumpy to have sex, but too horny to give up trying.
They were both horny as hell, but after last night's fight Carl couldn't shake his anger and Jen still wanted revenge. Stuck in bed and unable to get past first base they settled for three and a half hours of cranky panky.
by Weathered&Pressed August 18, 2018
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hanky panky bullshit

A term used by parents to describe naughty business, on preferably a couch.
"You and that girl arent doing any of that hanky panky bullshit down there while that door is closed. you hear me son?"
by Brian P Wang June 28, 2006
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Tanky Panky

When a Left 4 Dead Tank Charges you and proceeds to:

1. Brutally murder you

Or

2. Get pwnd by your autty
ZOMG the Tank killed you!! How'd you like that taste of Tanky Panky?
by Corster March 4, 2009
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hanky panky time

v, the act of light hearted sex often repeated more than once at a time usually ends with giggles and satisfaction.
i totally just heard somebody having hanky panky time down the hall.
by mr. hanky panky February 4, 2010
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Franky Panky Wanky

Sexual activity 'hanky panky' involving at least one person called Frank/Franky/Franko and both people have Wanks.
"Hey baby, I think you're amazing. Feel like some Franky Panky Wanky? I promise I won't respect you or myself in the morning."
by Akritiri February 21, 2017
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Don Panky’s Mafia

Don Panky’s Mafia is a secret cult that is only know by the enlightened ones. Once selected you will be taken and put through serious trials and tribulations. Upon completing the hardships you will enter the brotherhood. Once in the brother hood you will be under the protection of Don Panky. Anyone who who does you wrong will be faced with retaliation and death.
Collins: I’m gonna beat the shit out of you
Caleb: Better watch out I’m under the protection of Don Panky’s Mafia
Collins: Oh fuck nevermind
by Don Panky February 6, 2018
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Hanky panky spanky

Uh oh we start sweating. I’m feeling good. Next thing I tell her is hanky panky spanky. She said what. I said hanky panky spanky bitch. She flips over and says do whatever you want daddy.
Damn that girl let me hanky panky spanky her ass last night.
by 3dumbroommates August 29, 2021
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