piss pancake

A classic college dorm prank. A generous amount of urine is released into a plastic baggy, which is then sealed to prevent undesirable peepee leakage. The bag is then placed into a freezer just long enough to freeze into a solid sheet o' piss, at which point it is then ready to be utilized. The flat pancake shape of the piss ice allows it to easily be slid under a door, where it promptly melts and smells up the entire room with a hint o' piss.

"Yo I was sick of that dousche fuckin with my shit so i piss pancaked him hardcore. It smells like farm animal in his room now!"

by jeter501 May 27, 2009

Panda Shits

The aftermath of Panda Express. Always sloppy... sometimes painful.

Is believed to have caused a young child to die... damn you orange chicken.

See the squirts

Lonnie and Steve love going to Panda Express despite having panda shits right after.

by L0NN!E October 27, 2008

panda spanked

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.

Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.

by enile8 May 12, 2011

Panda Threat Level

Panda Threat Level

The Panda Threat Level (PTL) is a subsequent result of harvesting Panda Points into an undesired amount. Although the expression of the level is different per individual the increase is paired with increased explicit comments, sexual harassement or obscene gestures.

Oh my, your Panda Threat Level is high, isn't it? Are you that desperately in need of some attention?

by Freaky_Angelus October 2, 2014

jamacain pancake

A jamacain pancake is the act of pouring eggs and flour on a womens vagina and stir the mixture with your penis, you then gracefully ask her to queff the mixture into a bowl which you then cook and shovel down her throat.

Dude I got my chick to do a jamacain pancake.

by CherryCunt June 28, 2014

panda points

refering to the number months you haven't had sex. Each month you don't have sex you earn a panda point. Whenever one has collected twelve panda points it will make him panda of the year.

We have to find her a boy tonight, she already has six panda points!

by ahicart July 15, 2011

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011