Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any expectation of getting away with it.

This idiotic criminal behavior is perpetrated by those who live in part of a state that juts out from the main portion of the state, like the handle on a frying pan.
For those living in the panhandle of a state, it is advised that they get back to the pan to avoid being needlessly slaughtered by those closest to them.

"Stabbing a family of three while heavily intoxicated and then stealing a farmer's tractor as your getaway vehicle is panhandle behavior."

"A man exhibits panhandle behavior by saying: 'I'll kill her, and then when they ask me if I did it, I'm gonna say NOPE! and maybe that'll work.'"

by Panhandler3 May 17, 2018

Jeremy Paxman

A popular UK drinking game. As used in the expression "to do a Jeremy Paxman".

A Paxman is two more than a John Craven, one more than a Trevor McDonald.

Therefore the act of drinking 5 pints without a piss.

(5 UK pints is 2.84 litres)

This is big league stuff - be careful out there.

See the John Craven for instructions.

Jeremy Paxman is a British BBC news presenter from England. He is best known for his abrasive and forthright style of interviewing on the BBC's Newsnight programme. Respect to Flip!

by Scott Hatton December 24, 2007

The West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic

This proven ideal is that people living in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia are two or more years behind in society, but live only one half mile from two adjoining states. If a certain line of clothing and/or jewelry is popular now in those two adjoining states, rest assured it will not catch on until 2011 in the WV panhandle. Additionally to that, all teenage boys seem to have red hair and the traditional bowl cut from the mid to late 1990's and wear black tennis shoes to all occassions. Women in this epidemic seem to have a fetish for Looney Tunes T's and/or other cartoons.

"Hey man, isn't this Aeropostale shirt sweet?"

reply: "yeah man, if it was 2001"

"why is he wearing black tennis shoes to the homecoming?"

reply: "because he's a card carrying member of the West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic"

by denyalluwantbutitstrue January 20, 2009

Pacman

Common term used for police officers in the late 80s and early 90s. The use of this term was made popular by the 1988 police procedural crime film Colors.

Yo Wood check that bitch ass Pacman.

Hay Jonathan could keep an eye on that Pacman following us.

by jesusdangerchrist July 29, 2009

pamanda

A general term for a sandwich. It's like saying you want a coke when you want a soda, but not necessarily a coca-cola.

Pamanda with cheese and onions, pamanda melt, spicy pamanda, grilled pamanda, pamanda club, plain pamanda, pamanda on rye

by chuck harris January 6, 2009

PacMan

PacMan is that little yellow fucker who runs away from the ghosts trying to eat all the dots and fruit

he also makes an appearance in the Bloodhound Gang song titled "Mope"

Excerpt from the Bloodhound Gang song "Mope"

PacMan: Yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers!
Dude 1: Aww shit... here comes PacMan...
Dude 2: Hey PacMan. What's up?
PacMan: Me, you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
Dude 1: No PacMan! Drugs are bad...
Dude 2: Nope. Can't help you man...
PacMan: Pussies...*freebases crack* Whooooaaaaaa!!!! HOLY SHIT!!

by scary bear September 26, 2006

Panamanian

One of the most modern country in central America. Over 90% of the population can read and alot of people speak enlgish. Some of the most educated central american people. I would say infact the most. We dont come from the Tortilla Taco tribe...

Are you guys going to Panama to do some banking.

by tom June 22, 2004