A closet homosexual with one real eye and one glass eye. They will usually have dwarf like body features and smell like sour milk. They are known to use internet businesses as a source of income because they are to freakish to work in public.
Hey, padidle when I see you I'm gonna pop your eye out and skull-fuck you until your ears bleed you smelly little freak!
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Johnny was driving down the highway at nighttime and was shocked when what he thought was an oncoming motorcycle was actually a pawdiddle.
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The Padiddle bomb consists of a half a glass of bud light, which during our teen years was the most popular and cheapest beer at the time. The pissy and bitter taste of the bud light is complimented by dropping in a shot of soco, known for its sweetness and smooth texture when going down one's throat. The drink has a certain sweet aftertaste that instantly shoots all who drink it back to their younger years of shoulder tapping for cheap beer with their meager earnings from working part time at Dunkin donuts, sneaking from their parents' liquor cabinets and going on joyrides with the pretty girl from algebra in the hopes of seeing her naked.
The Padiddle bomb consists of a half a glass of bud light, which during our teen years was the most popular and cheapest beer at the time. The pissy and bitter taste of the bud light is complimented by dropping in a shot of soco, known for its sweetness and smooth texture when going down one's throat. The drink has a certain sweet aftertaste that instantly shoots all who drink it back to their younger years of shoulder tapping for cheap beer with their meager earnings from working part time at Dunkin donuts, sneaking from their parents' liquor cabinets and going on joyrides with the pretty girl from algebra in the hopes of seeing her naked.
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