package blast

a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package

Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.

by Sheldon May 14, 2003

Whack It and Pack It

(v) To masturabte and then fall asleep

"Yo dawg, I'm down to go see Toy Story 3 with you tomorrow but right now I'm horny and tired, so I'm going to whack it and pack it."

"After such a tiring day, I really need to just whack it and pack it, tonight".

by MistaDietSoda July 26, 2010

Stamina Packing

Stamina packing is packing for as long as possible until you either give up or until the opponent gives up.

"Run my 8 hours in stamina packing I bet you won't last!"

by thethizzkid December 21, 2020

Party Pack

A smorgasbord of substances to bring to a party in quantities for everyone to enjoy. Party packs contain lean, molly, Xanax, loud (marijuana), and clean (hard liquor).

Tim: yo Jarob, you brought that party pack.

Jarob: hell yeah dude, some sizurp, Molly, xans. enough for everybody

by Ronnie McSqueezybuns July 3, 2016

Pacifica Northwest

A supporting character from Gravity Falls. She is a stereotypical rich, snobby, arrogant, popular girl. Initially introduced as a minor antagonist, she eventually befriends Dipper and Mabel Pines in "The Golf War" and "Northwest Mansion Mystery". She is represented by the Llama in the Zodiac Wheel. She is often shipped with Dipper (Dipper+Pacifica=Dipcifica)

Me in Season 1: This bitch Pacifica Northwest can go to hell!
Me in Season 2: Alright, maybe Pacifica isn't that bad.
Me after reading Lost Legends: YEEEEESSSSS DIPCIFICA FOR LIFE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Dipcifica4Life March 21, 2021

Aqua Pack

Term used by rappers throughout uptown of jersey city for a more potent quality of weed. (Hydro)

Person 1: What typa bud is this bro?

Person 2: This that Aqua pack fam , shit is water !

by Watermane November 29, 2016

Packing your bags for pussy

the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.

Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."

Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."

Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"

Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."

Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"

by Prik Nash July 8, 2019