Pacifier Penis

A penis that has undergone so much shrinkage from extremely cold water that it is very short, fairly hard and sticks straight forward. An attempt at a blowjob would very much resemble sucking on a pacifier

After Kyle got out of Lake Champlain it looked like he had a tiny boner, but it was actually a case of pacifier penis from the cold water.

After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it

by Littleman2471 August 5, 2023

Peruvian Pacifier

When your chick just won’t shut up so you shove a dick in her mouth.

“My baby mama would not stop crying about bullshit so I gave her a Peruvian Pacifier.”

by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025

Pennsylvania pacifier

When a woman is screaming at you, so you pull out your penis and she sucks on it until they calm down;

Tyler’s girl was pissed, so I gave her the Pennsylvania pacifier to chill out.

by @caddydaddy724 January 25, 2025

Adult pacifier

Alcohol, sex, drugs. Things adults use to pacify themselves when life gets overwhelming.

I can’t believe I’m really raw dogging life now. I don’t drink smoke or have sex. No more adult pacifiers!

by badbtchesgetit March 24, 2024

Pennsylvania pacifier

When a woman is screaming at you, so you pull out your penis and she sucks on it until they calm down;

Tyler’s girl was pissed, so I gave her the Pennsylvania pacifier to chill out.

by @caddydaddy724 January 25, 2025

shanghai pacifier

When a slut is giving you head, put your thumbs on the corner of her eyes and move the skin to make the girl look Asian

I made that slut a shanghai pacifier last night.

by Dickpool69 November 23, 2016

Pacify

1. Pacify pah-sih-fI Verb - To calm someone down, to neutralize.

2. Pacify pah-sih-fI Verb - To kill someone

1. The baby's crying! We need to pacify her!

2. Pacify him! He's being disrespectful to the kingdom!

by The Many Words of the World May 6, 2023