ka-pwnd

When you get pwnd so hard it's like an old 70s Batman exclamation reached out of your computer and smacked you.

*blam* *sock* *ka-pow* *KA-PWND*

by n30neuromancer December 14, 2006

pwnd

thinking you're going to win easily and then getting annihilated!!!

Being in the lead 80 points to -35 in 45's and then losing 130-125 to a Viking and Cake

by Cake Hamartia February 8, 2003

pwnd

What happens to Nervulus when Foxflight walks by

Holy shit! Did you see when Ponyflight PWND! Nervulus last night?!?!

by The anti-nervulus assiciation July 19, 2003

lol-pwnd

Combination of the two internet phrases "lol" and "pwnd" in somewhat of a parodying way.
Used basically in the same way as "pwnd" or "owned".
Pronounce each letter of the acronym "L.O.L.", and the whole thing is pronounced back to back as if it were one word ("L.O.L.-powned")

Shadow: "Whoa. He killed me in one hit!"
Blaze: "lol-pwnd."

by BLAZE the Infernal January 5, 2008

pwnd flat

Combination of "pwned" and "pounded flat." To be even more pwned than every before. Usually occurs in games, movies or other pop culture when a person has something large land on them, removing them from view and, presumably, killing them instantly. Items include cars, helicopters, boulders and buildings.

Did you see Kumar in that Superman movie? He had, like, one line, and then was pwnd flat by that 100-foot black crystal spire. Dizzam.

by TissPee September 19, 2009

im-pwnd

a term that was devised when bored in the office by a non apple fanboy turd munching gizzard sniffers (me), to describe the I-phone. the most over marketed and over hyped smartphone because it has an apple logo on it. and it does loads of stuff that other smartphones do also. see also, the I-poo touch, the Kac-book, Kac-air and I-Kac

"omg omg omg!!! mi nw fne is ere!!"
"what u got"

"a iphone!"

"an im-pwnd? you fail -.-"

by kingarthur83rd January 27, 2010

get PWND!!!!

a person who is getting owned by another person alot in a multiplayer game such as call of duty or halo and the person getting owned is being a noob and saying you got a lucky kill.you then have the right to say get PWND!!!!

player 1: What are you five? that was the luckiest kill ever!!

player 2: dude go cry to your mommy and GET PWND!!!!!!

by bobie_1kanobie February 9, 2010