bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

by scodder May 28, 2010

Putz muffin

A person who is way too fussy and takes way too long to perform a simple task causing others stress while waiting for said task to be finished.

I had to work with that putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

Putz

That guy at the boat launch who seems to be able to back in, but always forgets the darn plug. He is lucky to have not sunk a boat completely.

Look at that PUTZ. He has tried to sink his boat 3 times in one day.

by Chimp racing February 17, 2023

Putz

(West Coast of US) an awkward, bumbling, ignorant person who doesn't know what he's/she's doing; similar to "dufus"

Look, those putzes could'nt figure out the weed whacker so they're out there trimming the grass with scissors!

by Rathanlor January 14, 2021

Putz

This is the type of person who is an absolute retard (an absolute window licker) you know who you are

There is a putz drinking windex

by Shithead Jones April 14, 2021

putz

Brazilian slang. It does not mean anything alone, but when used in a sentence can mean "oh no!", "ops!", "omg!", etc.
Usually used when someone fucks something up by accident (or when anything slightly bad happens).
Not to be used in very serious situations, as it may be offensive.
The brazilian equivalent of "man, that sucks".

"My computer crashed before I could save the essay I was writing yesterday!"
"Putz... Did you have to write it all again?"

by kelparty October 13, 2021

Putz

Being absolutely jacked, probably benches 4 plates.

That guy's a Putz

by Daily Zyzz May 10, 2022