panda proof

Exceptionally smart people doing incredibly dumb things.

Doug could you update the document so Jason can submit it to a customer without reading it or knowing how to write? What you want me to make it Panda Proof?

by Perfunctory Yeti May 15, 2014

Panda lover

The nicest person you'll ever meet. Usually has a liking of cats too, a very quiet and introverted person. If you have a panda lover as your friend or partner , buy them a stuffed panda and they will love you for the rest of your life

John Brown - I will never date a panda lover ever in my life
Jane Brown - Darling, I'm a panda lover. I demand a divorce right now. Panda lovers will rule this earth

by ilovepandas145 February 21, 2022

panda pearl

a black and white rock that comes from a panda clam when infected.

She had a panda pearl in her snatch.

by PandaSandTheAsian December 5, 2007

Pandaphile

Any individual obsessed with pandas to the point of that individual becoming a creepy stalker of pandas. This individual will surround them selves with all sorts of Panda memorabilia, and constantly rave about the latest videos of pandas. They may also have their desktop set to the PandaCam so they can keep constant tabs on the object of their obsession.

Note: Not to be confused with a Panda File, which is a perfectly acceptable way of keeping tabs on all the latest Panda Diplomacy News going on in the world.

Nate: "Wait, so how long have you been staring at that PandaCam?"

Christ: "I don't know- OMGSHHH IT JUST SNEEZZEEEEDD"

Nate: "Pandaphile."

by Mary Danger March 22, 2011

Black Hole Panda Nest

The relative transverse directions are those where one has baby panda boundary conditions with respect to one brane and mommy panda boundary conditions with respect to the other. A Black Hole Panda Nest collectively manifests both branes and all dimensions within the local spacetime of a living panda nest.

Michael: Did you hear those yelps?! A nest must be near!

Fred: What Yelps?! What nest?!

Michael: An easy way to identify a black hole panda nest is to listen in for excited elementary panda yelps.

by Illa.Lusus August 13, 2009

pandaji

a name given to a homesexual person who is the leader of a 3 man homosexual gang/crew.

This gang of "3" is all male and all regulary participate in sexual activity with one another

The pandaji of the gang was called Zaid

by Zaid Querishi August 15, 2006

Big Mash Panda Hands

Too describe overly large, awkward, and often unaesthetic hands.

Leroy: you fancy a game of pool?
Tim: I would, but i can't even hold the cue properly!
Leroy: That'l be your big mash panda hands

by salamwalad October 13, 2011