pug

A pig that goes undercover as a dog. Pugs strongly resemble swine when you consider their smashed in faces, curled tails, loaf shaped bodies, and excessive snorting. Pugs are adored by many due to the "it's so ugly that its cute" effect. Pugs are affectionate creatures, but this is due to their lack of intelligence. Their brains are not complex enough to exhibit discretion, therefore they are known as extremely affection creatures who will jump and hump on anything that moves. Annoying dogs.

My friend has a pug, and one time it took a poo on the coffee table in the living room! (No joke.)

by JukeJointJezebel April 19, 2008

Pug

A girl with a face that resembles that of a pug.

I got off with a pug last night...
She's such a pug....

by hayley charles August 25, 2011

pugging

The act of snoring while awake

The man had a hard time breathing so he started pugging

by xc.f. gnome by ssh g March 27, 2015

pug

Also meaning Pick up Gamers for those who played qwtf amoung other games in NZ. Pick up gamers seems to be more for the old school qwtf players in NZ.

Main description now is Pick up Game.

"Who wants a PUG? ill pick up some gamers"

by Gamgetta March 3, 2005

pugging

Pooh tugging. Masturbating while taking a dump.

Some of the boys on chit chat enjoy a good pugging. Others believe it is a sign of homosexual activity.

by el duderino80 March 15, 2007

Pugs

a custard munchin crack showin tub of lard

holy fuck wheres my custard gone?

by josh sherrin October 29, 2003

Pug

A fuckin' ugly dog with a stupid face that costs a shitton and manages to be cute at the same time. Also, their EYES CAN POP OUT.

"Hey man, I just bought myself a pug"
"You stupid fuck! You could have bought a metric ass ton of pot with that money!"

by Joey935 April 7, 2015