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Pufferfished

Similar to catfished... pufferfished is a deceptive activity where a person lures someone into a relationship by means of a using old or photoshopped photos of themselves at there peak of attractiveness.
She got pufferfished and her tinder date whose photos showed a semi-profesionnal hockey player with 6ix pack is now a car sales man with a beer belly.
by kait0873 April 23, 2021
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Pufferfish bellend

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.
James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow
by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019
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Pufferfish Care

Person 1 "Pufferfish Care is my favorite YouTuber"
Person 2 "Pufferfish care is a furry"
by TwinklyToedTyler June 14, 2023
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Pufferfish

Chef: *takes pufferfish out of the tank*
Chef: *feeds it carrots to prove it has a strong jaw*
Pufferfish: Augh
by Co0lerw0rdM4n September 7, 2020
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Pufferfish

To give someone a blowjob (sucking someone's dick until they cum in your mouth).

1. What is the other word for a pufferfish?
A: Blowfish
2. What is the word that means "to get paid weekly/by weekly for doing work"?
A: Job
3. Now combine the 2.

Can be used as a code word.
I heard Sarah gave John a pufferfish last night!
by 1sus2person3 September 19, 2025
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Caribbean pufferfish haircut

Guy- I like your Caribbean pufferfish haircut.

Girl- Don't you have anything positive to say hater?
by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021
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Portuguese Pufferfish

The Portuguese Pufferfish - the act where one must digest a Portuguese style breakfast, then proceed to fart in the mouth of a recipient (breathing it all in). Henceforth the person giving the Portuguese pufferfish will gently pinch the recipients nose, causing their cheeks to inflate like a pufferfish. Finally the pinch on nose is released and the “pufferfish” breathes out the fart then continues to state “mmmm spicy”
“Hey Brett after my breakfast I’m going to give you a Portuguese pufferfish” - Levi said
by Eagle Talons Holt January 8, 2025
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