so i must prepare

A phrase that could also be used 'SIMP'

' hey i gtg, have a test tomorrow simp (so i must prepare)

by grrr.co.uk November 28, 2020

Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"

Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"

by 69trainboi August 2, 2020

Hermes Preparation

A type of preparation unique to the VTuber called HermesMythos, in which the preparations are scuffed to the point of needing rectification during the task being prepared for.

Hermes was late again, most likely due to Hermes Preparation.

by Bradhogwild November 2, 2024

Sex preparation

Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.

Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!

by HornyNarwhal June 10, 2018

Preparation CH

Really hot chili that burns both ways.

George - "Man, this Preparation CH chili is hot!"

Frank - "Yeah, it's chili! Don't get all butthurt about it.

by GoodEngrish November 20, 2013

Preparating

Preparating means preparing to procrastinate and getting mentally ready to put something off until the last minute.

Last week instead of studying for my test, I began preparating. My test is tomorrow at noon, and I think I’ll study in the morning...

by Banananananananananananana1 February 15, 2021

Prepared food department

The section of a suburban grocery store that attracts price-insensitive lazy people who are oblivious to the fact that they are about to eat the equivalent of someone else’s leftovers in a plastic box with a price tag.

Wow, that pan of cauliflower mac and cheese casserole looks dope! And, it’s only $13.99/pound. Better get me some. “Yo, bruv. How ‘bout a scoop a dat? No, prepared food department man. Not the burnt edge one. Not the one in the cheesewater puddle either. I ain’t playin’!”

by hellocleveland January 8, 2024