by Oldm8 August 19, 2015
1) A starch-filled crop, usually grown in bulk by farmers. Tastes great boiled and salted.
2) Someone who is excessively fat.
2) Someone who is excessively fat.
by The Epicest face ever March 14, 2016
A very cool plant it's used for fries and other stuff
Fact:You can't eat potatoes with a spoon or a neckmask on
Fact:You can't eat potatoes with a spoon or a neckmask on
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by Hip_on_the_know April 03, 2015
hey did you hear about the new mayor getting elected?
huh, what mayor?
Mayor Gay Lord who transferred power from former Mayor Jenny Talls
OHHH, I'm a potato
huh, what mayor?
Mayor Gay Lord who transferred power from former Mayor Jenny Talls
OHHH, I'm a potato
by EL SEXO GRATIS September 17, 2023
po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes
1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.
2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.
3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.
Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes
1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.
2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.
3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.
Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016