celebrity porker pity project

The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.

It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.

by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011

stinky porker

As your fucking a bitch from behind you take two fingers and stuff them in her poop chute, you then remove said fingers, reach over her head and hook her nostrils and pull back making her look like she has a pigs nose

I gave Jessica the ole stinky porker last night, she still has shit around her nose!

by Jhalli1997 November 14, 2020

Porker

A porker is a person from Murica!

Harry: Dude, Americans don't know what football is, they are porkers.
George and Thomas: Yeah
Praveen: What's a porker?

by G man or something April 19, 2021

Pony Porker

A name for a "brony" that feels the need to convert everyone to lovers of My Little Pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.

" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."

by Dr.X213 June 29, 2013

Porker

Someone who’s fat

Miles pudding and lizzo are both porkers

by IhatePudding March 3, 2023

roast porker

A human carnivore who into bestiality necrophilia. Often will have sex with a slit cut in a piece of store bought meat and then eat it or Sex with road killed animals

You see the news today? They caught a roast porker in the act on highway 9 . He was viewed by over one hundred motorist and a few bus loads of children. Exhibitionist are some strange folks!

by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017

Orca porker

A gentleman who prefers sexual congress with big boned ladies or, indeed, men. A chubby chaser.

"Oh man, look at her! She's got more cushion for the pushin'!"
"Dude, you're such an Orca porker."

by watsonp November 17, 2016