Pork Socket

1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.

2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.

1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!

2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!

by afj21 August 23, 2010

pork eye

When Link touches his eye after fondling pork.

Link rubbed his eye after eating Cuban pork with his fingers, resulting in pork eye.

by Xococo April 17, 2023

Pork Sandwich

A pork sandwich is when you have sex with a woman in the morning and then another woman in the afternoon and then end up with the first (original woman) again at night.

The woman you originally have sex with in the morning and later that night is the bun. The afternoon piggy is the meat. Hence the name, Pork Sandwich.

Bro 1: Hey man, what did you do yesterday?

Bro 2: I totally crushed a Pork Sandwich!

Bro 1: Whoa, what piggies did you crush?

Bro 2: My side girl was the bun and my gf was the meat.

Bro 1: I am impressed, you fucking dirtbag! Excellent strategy, sir!

by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 24, 2017

pork sword pneumonia

The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.

I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!

by Truckertittycity January 26, 2018

Pork Scotch Moustache

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009

Pork Scotch dance

A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.

Is that fat guy having a fit?

No, he's just doing a Pork Scotch dance. Ridiculous ain't it?

by Flappy Dickwad May 6, 2009

pork barrel

the use of government funds for private projects. These projects usually benefit campaign contributers or a certain constituency. the pork is usually earmarked to appropriations bills, so that they will be guaranteed passage in Congress.

A highway bill in 2005 was filled with pork barrel politics, including more than $900 million for private projects in Alaska.
The 2007 Defense and Homeland Security Appropriations Act included over $13 billion in pork.

by jppsuu1331 December 21, 2007