ponder producing predicament

an adjective used to describe when you think a question is hard, or confusing. this could be used anywhere.
"What a ponder producing predicament, mr/mrs insert random teacher name here!"
"quite a ponder producing predicament, you dont say?"
by realskibiditoilet January 01, 2025
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Ponder

Literally Wonder but with a P. It means quite the same thing. Why does this word exist. WHO MADE THIS WORD.
I Ponder about many things
I Wonder about many things
YOU CANT TELL ME THATS NOT THE SAME SHIT
by LAMBBBB October 12, 2023
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ponder

to ponder means to pose with your hand resting on the side on your head in a “C” shape, to look as though you are deep in thought or in other words, pondering.

the ponder was offically created by a guy with an extremely long horse looking face and crooked nose, one that is so incredibly large it can be used as a turning signal in the car.

it’s a great stress reliever as it helps you to really think hard in the moment.

pondering is also used greatly around the world to help get into a relationship, especially over snapchat through snaps
#whenindoubtponderitout
huzzling: yo there’s this girl that i snap i really like her but i don’t know how to tell her

huzzlings friend: no need to tell her just send a snap pondering
huzzling: you really think that’ll work?
huzzlings friend: yeah bro how do you think i got locked in? just snap her pondering and write #whenindoubtponderitout trust it’ll work

huzzling: alright alright i’ll give it a try…

girl huzzling likes: oh my god i didn’t like this guy before but sometning about how he looks in this snap is so majestic… i need him
*one year later*

huzzling: i’m so glad i pondered to you last year in october otherwise i wouldn’t be here with you right now

girl huzzling likes: i know right #whenindoubtponderitout
by proponderingprincess April 13, 2025
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Ponder

Ponder: The inside of a blue waffle infected creampied vagina after being sexualy assaulted by a under age midget.
My boy from the WB shouldn't have Ponder that chick from Gonzales.
by Darkness 504 for life July 15, 2022
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ponderance

A thought, an idea, or a revelation
Jim, I've had a ponderance... maybe we're doing it wrong.
by Templaris October 09, 2022
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porcelain ponder

When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet
Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.
by TEAMDONGA December 09, 2021
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Ponderous

Someone who ponders often and thinks on a big scale
by Natesgreat232 January 13, 2024
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