Ploose

A term used to describe an alpha male. Plooses can be found anywhere in modern day culture, but due to their hyper-sexual nature & low self-esteem, they are more likely to be found in social settings. They can readily be picked out by their posturing. Most often these men stand with arms extended outward portraying the "invisible lat" or invisible latissimus dorsi muscle in the arm.

"That guy just shouldered me man!"

"That's not a guy...that's a ploose. Look at him ploosing it up..."

by metropolism39 October 16, 2008

Poober

A random word that one yells out only when you become the most baked that you will ever become in your entire life.. you will be in the middle of a laugh attack and will randomly begin shouting, "POOBER! POOBER! POOBER!" and then your laugh attack will last another 3 hours.

mike: yo guess what
Josh: what
Mike: i feel like we're bein' spooked by the spooks.........
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mike: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA POOBER! POOBER! POOBER!!!!!!!!!
Mike: ................ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.......................etc...

by jason kalvin March 29, 2010

Ploob

A combination of the popular words pleb and noob, someone who fits the description of both.

"I hung out with Dave the other day. He is a ploob at the most basic of things."

by Vezmer February 2, 2015

Plooboodling

Defined as violent gyration of an obese person's excess fat layers. Used for intimidation, to attract a mate, or to harass a rival or loved one.

Her undulating gyrations hypnotized me to begin plooboodling to win her favor.

by The Bakinnator January 20, 2014

ploobl oobl plap blap

an alternative, meme(y), distorted poster art work for the movie; Paul Blart Mall Cop. Real name of the movie is replaced by “Ploobl oobl plap blap” and in addition to that, Paul Blart has various deformities to his face which are visible, such as; Missing one left eye, having a slightly bigger head, and worst of it all; he is equipped with multiple vagina ears on his left side instead of regular human-mammal ear.

There are multiple variations to this poster, and it is unknown how Paul Blart feels about any of it, or has had any plans to sue because I’d hate to have 5 vaginas instead of a ear

Zekee: Ploobl oobl plap blap!!
Jazaire: what the fuck?

by Hanhanhannn June 26, 2021

Plooper

Another word for a butthole. The term comes from the sound made by "ploop" sound made by shit hitting water.

I'm gonna stick my boot right up your plooper!

by plooper November 19, 2013

ploote

Subsitute in for any offensive word.
Origionated in Il.

Lame-style: You are an asshole.
Ploote-style: You are a ploote.

by Jeff August 31, 2004