The act of being instructed one-on-one in a specific subject exclusively while sitting on a pier. Most commonly occurs when an adult tries to impart words of wisdom to their child while on a fishing excursion.
"Hey Billy, how was your weekend?"
"It was alright, I went fishing on the docks with my retired sea-captain uncle on Saturday, so it ended up being a morning of pier tutoring."
"It was alright, I went fishing on the docks with my retired sea-captain uncle on Saturday, so it ended up being a morning of pier tutoring."
by suedebuttons December 7, 2014

A cream pier is a man associated with the name matt and can cum for substantial amount of time causing you to be covered in jizz.
by King Nick Crompton May 7, 2018

similar to a slobberknocker or donnybrook; a round of fisticuffs, or series of power wrestling moves, that transpires between two or more people during a heated scuffle that will definitely "leave a mark."
The scene on the football field was sheer pandemonium (bedlam, if you will) when the quarterback and linebacker got into a pier-sixer that inevitably drew the attention of, and engaged, all participants.
by weave October 28, 2003

by Jimbo February 23, 2004

by Pier Man July 29, 2009

Someone who likes to show people photos of attractive girls, only to reveal they have a massive flopping dong
by BigBallBob September 17, 2021

Brighton Pier is a place where homosexuals gather at night to meet and have sex.
This is usually under the influence of the drug poppers.
This is usually under the influence of the drug poppers.
by Love SOSA October 13, 2013
