petarded

Taken from "Hoisted by his own petard" (Petard is some 16th century shaped charge for breaking into fortresses. If the bomb goes off while the French guy is installing it on the wall, he is then hoisted by his own petard). So when you or someone has plans or an occupation or way of doing things that blows up in their face or defeats their own purposes, they are then, petarded. Especially fun if you can't use the 'r' word in certain company...

He tried showing off by rushing through but he just screwed up spectacularly and now he's soooo petarded.

by WhatDoYouMeanYouPeople? June 16, 2018

Pastard

An old or lost friend that abruptly ended the friendship or relationship out of anger or guilt.

Vince is a pastard, he told me he hated me because his girl likes me.

by Knowone hear August 1, 2018

Pustard

The crusty mustard looking gunk that builds upon dirty pussy. Usually smells like sour trout.

That girl has rank pustard.

by Weesnaw1414 NiggeR February 28, 2020

Petard

A penis sucking Retard

Ok Petard

by ceo of petard April 2, 2020

pustard chut

a pastry with unseemly (and maybe vulgar) implications

hey gurl can you bake me a pustard chut

by my_pseudonym_is_pseudonym January 14, 2021

petardă

it can be a code name for "cigarette" in romanian.

ex (Ro) : Frate ai o petardă?

translate : Bro u got a cigarette?

by letzytiganuthau November 20, 2021

Pétard

French slang referring to a big ass.

Wow she has a crazy pétard!!

by Kacem April 9, 2022