penile

Of the penis

Oh no, someone got penile discharge all over the seat

by Dave_roolz October 22, 2003

Penilhawk

The pubic hair above the penis is cut into a landing strip and spiked into a mohawk.

I went to go down on him and his penilhawk was poking the shit out of my nose.

by truey January 21, 2009

Penifolliclephobia

Having a phobia of getting a penis caught in your inner pubic/vaginal hair.

I'm sorry we can't have sex tonight I have penifolliclephobia and I haven't been for a braid.

by F.Mikus July 24, 2012

Peniel

A Korean-American rapper. He's part of the boygroup Btob. He's often called the definition of the word masterpiece, which he really is. He has the most beautiful mindset.

P1: Who's the definition of the word masterpiece?
P2: Of course it's Shin Peniel!

by Hutazone March 1, 2021

penile activity

Any activity involving your wife and your penis or another extremely rare sexual encounter involving your penis.

Husband - "Babe, what are the chances of us engaging in some penile activity tonight?"
Wife - "I'm watching Desperate House Wives. Put your penis away."

by Arnold Brownshviger November 24, 2018

penicorn

A unicorn with a penis on its forehead instead of a horn. It can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. Ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.

The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.

by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

Penial Ingestion

The scientific word for a hardcore blow job, during which the female subject (or male, depending on one's lifestyle) devours the penis of the receiver due to an excess amount of orgasmic pleasure.

"Freddie, it appears your lack of genitals is a result of penial ingestion."
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"

by that1dud3 November 28, 2009