pengie

A nickname for a penguin.

Look at the cute little pengie!

by pengiechan February 4, 2008

Rudimentary Peni

80's British anarcho band fronted by madman Nick Blinko. Known for their obscurity, misanthropic viewpoints, rare performances, and distinct raw sound. The general atmosphere of their output is generally regarded as very bleak, depressing and hopeless, though they often make very prolific social statements.

Matthews explains how he came up with the name of the band: "When I was at school studying biology, we were told that in the fetal stage the clitoris is a rudimentary penis."

by Pinche Jackie December 25, 2009

Peniaphobia

The fear of poverty.

I cant sit at home and do nothing all day. I have peniaphobia!

by $ecure The Bag August 29, 2018

Penciling

When you have an itch in the tip of your urethra, and itch it with a pencil.

Dude, i had my circumcision yesterday. I was penciling my dick all night.

by Robert Theodore Bush-Arias February 17, 2019

Pencification

A political undercurrent, spreading like a contagion, of pseudo-Christian thought used to thinly disguise the white supremacy it really is.

The racial divide has steadily widened as the seemingly harmless Pencification of our country’s fragile condition becomes clear!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020

broken pencil sharpener

when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony

Well, let me go get the broken pencil sharpener.

by lizzy44 November 2, 2020

Pick up your pencil

When a perverted teacher looks at a girl's ass (or performs any other pervy actions) this is said (usually shouted) as a warning to the student or to mock or make fun of the teacher

"Oh no he's coming Pick up your pencil!"

"Lmao did you see Mr.Smith today he was totally looking at her she shouldn't have picked up her pencil"

by Pickupthatpencil January 8, 2020