peengus

A teenie weenie peenie

Man, that's a pretty small PEENGUS

by The Shlinged of the Schlong September 23, 2020

peanust

Peanust meaning an unintelligent person that can't follow directions and is absurdly annoying

Person 1: Have you heard of Billy
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah don't talk to him, he's a Peanust

by TerrorFuckingMaxima November 16, 2020

PeeNut

When you pee and "nut" at the same time.

nut = orgasm

You bro, i somhow PeeNut'ed yesterday.

by yeetus da fetus May 10, 2021

peevussy

The grippiest child molester in the entire history of the universe

"Stop touching my little sister, you're such a peevussy"

by Reallysexynigger January 11, 2023

hort peanus

when the peanus gets hort

i forgot to put sunscreen on my dong and got a hort peanus

by Lomaarharetanio February 17, 2022

peetus

A portmanteau of the words POTUS and pee. Refers to the alleged report that Donald Trump had multiple Russian prostitutes pee on a bed in a hotel that the Obama family stayed in previously.

Person1: Hey are you going to the Inauguration?
Person2: Oh, no. He will never be my president. He is definitely my PEETUS.

by kiskis January 16, 2017

Peanus

A corruption of the word "Peanuts". Originating from a poll on the wordIGN Boards/word by user DcPunk, which was meant to be called "What's your favorite type of peanuts".

Instead, the poll looked was asking people to choose between salted or roasted "peanus".

The word has been absorbed as part of standard issue Internet-speak, and literally means "penis".

OMG uRghey now stik ur peanus in my but kthx

by Mr_eX September 8, 2003