shin pads

used to bring echo to a violin , these small metal items are often used as nail files jonny cohen aims to be as tall as one, unfortunately his wish will never come true.

take that shin pad out your arse jonny !

davith has a nob for a nose , gosh you must hav been eating too many shin pads!

by weeabix March 1, 2005

Poise pads

Pads for people who have LBL (light bladder leakage). Not to be mistaken for period pads, poise pads have absorb lock cores, anti-leak sides, and scent control. The colors are purple, blue, and white and they come in huge pink packages. Can hold up to 2 cups of urine.

Gigi: oh snap....anybody got any pads. aunt rosie is visiting.
Lulu: umm....i do. here you go.
Gigi: WTF! what kind of pads are these?
Lulu: poise pads...for lbl...
Gigi: WTF?
Lulu: just use them! they work fine!

by anonymousgirl2525 January 25, 2011

Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads

when a girl gets on your shoulders and takes a dump

She was so pissed off at me she jumped on my shoulders and gave me the Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads.

by Greg Greatman February 1, 2009

knee pads

knee pads & pasties elbow pads & ( motor scooter helmet ) bedroom fun & games.

yo banana! I bang my knee pads through the sheet rock on a wall job.
motor scooter helmet keeps head from banging walls.

knee pads on a first date is HORNY!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

dude pads

Refers to the apparent increase in muscle mass shortly after a workout. In some cases it may be used to say that a person is working out, often before an event when taking your shirt off is appropriate. ie. boating

bro: I just fired up the engines, called some girls and threw some beers in the boat. Get your ass out here.

Dude: Give me 30, I need to hit Gold's and throw my dude pads on.

by lebowski9er May 30, 2007

Shin Pads

Devices used strictly to do one thing. Get pussy.

James got hella tang using his shin pads.

by Smash me May 2, 2015

heating pads

to help with feminine discomfort

tamia- i am in so much discomfort

katryce-here is a heating pads it should help

by stephen kurry January 6, 2018