Paiton

One of the most beautiful person you will meet. A great bestfriend, who will stand up for you and put you before her self.

Her: I need a friend who is going to be there for me in every situation

Me: Imma get you a Paiton

by Girlyo March 8, 2019

Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader

It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.

by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008

Pasto

Weed, drugs.

Damn pri this pasto got a foe jumpin

by WixkSoulja October 21, 2019

pathocrat

A person(usually a politician)belonging to a small pathological minority that takes control over a society of normal people (from Political Ponerology: A Science on the Nature of Evil Adjusted for Political Purposes, by Andrew Lobaczewski)

‘The biological, psychological, moral and economic destruction of the majority of normal people becomes, for the pathocrat, a biological necessity.’ — Dr. Andrew Łobaczewski (1921 – 2008)

by Johnny Walker Read May 17, 2019

pathological liar

When someone is clearly lying but their state of mind, (usually mentally unstable) takes control and makes them lie. In some cases it can clearly be shown as a lie but the liar will continue to lie, ultimately digging a larger hole for themselves.

Owen: Benny I know you sent screen shots to that girl

Benny: False, i have nothing to do with her
Owen: *sends screen shots of the conversation

Benny: Wasn’t me, was someone else
Owen: Your being a pathological liar

by canderson January 9, 2020

Ocular Patdown

An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.

Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.

by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022

pathogrind

Sub-genre of grindcore. The lyrics generally pertain to all things medical; surgeries, gore, procedures, ailments, etc.

Some notable bands are a follows:

Carcass
General Surgery
Haemorrhage
Pathologist
The County Medical Examiners

Carcass is considered the first ever "pathogrind" band

by gore_fucking_metal October 18, 2006