El Paso de la muerte

When you are jacking off in the shower while standing on a soap and hanging onto the curtain masturbating and you jump to switch legs if you make it you live if you don’t know what it’s called El Paso de la muerte ☠️

I fell doing El Paso de la muerte in the shower

by Elmerk January 8, 2022

El Paso Cuidad Juarez Metro Area

The deadliest area in the world not considered a war zone. Obviously most of the people are killed in Juarez, but a few are killed over the border every now and then. About 2 and half million live in the area and about 10 people are murdered every day. Other than extreme violence and drug warfare, it is a very nice area with friendly people and great food.

Today a massacre in the El Paso Cuidad Juarez Metro Area left 17 people dead outside a drug lab.

by EastSideELChuco July 29, 2011

the deep paso

the embarassing place you find yourself in when someone tricks you into believing something totally outrageous at an unreasonable hour in the morning

Last night when I was talking to Logan on the phone, I was in the deep paso for a good five minutes.

by the.queen.of.being.gullible June 18, 2011

Maso El Paso

Größter Bizeps Bruder

Maso El Paso has the biggest Bizeps

by fener2003 November 23, 2021

el paso eggcloud

An aftersex dessert prepared by pouring egg whites into a partner's anus frothing it with a phallus having them expell into a pan adding sugar and the reserved yolks then finally baking it. It is considered rude not to eat it.

Mary exclaimed to Joesph, "I can't believe you baked me an El Paso Eggcloud after our second date!"

by Lasha Talsackie October 18, 2023

Paso Robles

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" as well as being addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paso Robles

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Paso Robles

Beggars/Panhandlers greet you while you drive through the Highway 101/46 interchange.

Also the home of the California Mid State Fair.

I drove to Paso Robles for the Fair and was surprised by the amount of homeless people I saw!

by Youremember March 23, 2024