pap

1. n. A typical pointless senior citizen fit, usually involving bad drivers, politicians, or sports.
2. v. To commit a pap.

Origin: "pap," short for grandpap (also see definition 17 for mick)

The Steelers lost again, and Gramps had a pap.

He papped when he got stuck behind the guy driving the speed limit because he was going "too gah-dam slow."

by watz!t 2ya January 22, 2008

PAP

password authentication protocol

an authentication of passwords for windows xp pro.

by amb January 28, 2005

pap

BUMHOLE

man i wanna finger her pap

by clam slammer December 2, 2009

pap

1. To pass wind.
2. Texture of a certain object, usually food.
3. Nick-name.

1. 'My dayz, dem beans were hella tight! I'm gonna be papping tonight, bruvs!'

2. 'This Eti Puf tastes pappy!'

3. h0mi3: Oi Pap, mah biatch.
h0mi3 2: Yo crazy fo sho, I-D-to-tha-izziot!

by h0m13-4-Lyf3 December 28, 2005

Pap

Getting money, getting that paper

I'm bout to go to work so I can get that pap ya dig

by G.A.B March 28, 2007

pap

v. Using the tip of your fingers to attack a foes upper lip region. Commonly used by rednecks to shut Billy Bob and Gina Rae up at supper.

"You shut yer mouth before you git a good pappin!"

by Keagan Ferguson April 1, 2008

Pap

A conjunction of the words pussy and sap, used to highlight a person who recieves a hillarous amount of ridicule and/or slandering on a regular basis.

Gareth your such a pap.

by I-owned-Gareth May 5, 2007