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Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega

I do and will! Add her to the harem!
Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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Elehi Ortega

A boy who thinks he's handsome because............ yea
Hay que guapo estoy. I"m so handsome I am Elehi Ortega
by Elehi Ortega August 23, 2019
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kayla ortega

biggest hoe, baddest bitch and usaually from florida
her name must be kayla ortega.
by heyyy098k October 20, 2020
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jackie ortega barron

One of the most beautiful girls u will ever meet. Encountering a Jackie Ortega Barron is rare and u should be grateful for her being in your life. She has dark hair, beautiful eyes, and not to mention the most beautiful smile. She is really easy to fall in love with but hard to get over. Guys are chasing after her wanting to date her.
You: Damn is that a Jackie Ortega Barron
Friend: Hell yeah it is

You: Dibs
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ryan anthony ortega

Ryan is a really gay person. Also his breath stinks very very bad. People's eyes tear up when he talks to them. Not because his words are beautiful but because it gives them a metal image of hell.
Oh my god, ryan anthony ortega just talked to me and I don't think I'll ever smell again.
by kj_that June 18, 2019
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jose ortega

two words short and and strong and most likely hangs out with a tall guy and a skinny dude
do u see that kid i think that's jose ortega
by the unknown 12321 September 6, 2019
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Genesis Ortega

Genesis Ortega got a fat ass pussy. She got me nutting raw cause man oh man she know how to bounce that ass. Cant get enough of her. She also got a fat kid. Oh well
by Genesis Ortega November 20, 2021
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