anal ornament

Is a dingle-berry hanging from the longest pube in the anal area.

Today as I was doing my daily hemorrhoid check I came across a dangling anal ornament.

by assnuggest4lyfe September 14, 2014

Driveway Ornament

a) a car that is so expensive, you wouldn't dare drive it; instead you just showcase it to the rest of the neighborhood in your driveway.

b) a car that is such a bucket, that you've given up on it, so it just sits gathering rust, vermin, and the occasional stoner.

a) My neighbor bought a new Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG last year. I swear, the car hasn't moved since he drove it home from the dealership back in May. I swear, it's become a Driveway Ornament.

b)
Guy 1: Hey, is that your Dad's Impala outside?
Guy 2: yeah, but it doesn't work anymore.
Guy 1: has it achieved Driveway Ornament status yet?
Guy 2: most definitely, bro.

by ManWhoDrivesAnAcura January 8, 2015

plastic lawn ornament day

That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.

She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.

by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015

yard ornament

A dog which is tied up and left outside, never being let inside or taking of their chain.

"That poor dog, he's been a yard ornament all his life. People who just chain their dogs up shouldn't have dogs"

by holyvulpes December 19, 2017

blue ornaments

Basically its the same thing as blue balls except more festive.

Guy 1:Dude Becky left me with blue ornaments

Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?

Guy1: Yessir

by Alec Buchanan November 24, 2020

Ornament Exchange

The act of giving and receiving round balls around the holidays, mostly in a super secretive way almost similar to secret santa... But the present is much better ;)

Gina texted tim to see if he wanted to do an ornament exchange tonight.

Tim said he'd love to do an ornament exchange.

by NieSonDen December 9, 2017

life ornament

One who obtains children and/or pets merely for monetary gain or social status...
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used

Billy and Buffy are up to 2 life ornaments, one dog and one boy.. they both crap in the house

She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check

by skinnyBitch September 21, 2016