orgasm at 35,000 feet

Masturbating in the bathroom of an airplane in-flight.

I was feeling horny and the flight attendants were looking pretty hot. We weren't going to land at LaGuardia for another hour, so I decided to go to the bathroom and have an orgasm at 35,000 feet.

by GaMeRuInEr August 26, 2006

orgasmatastic

Something so great that it could inspire an orgasm.

Eating chocolate cake can be orgasmatastic for pregnant women.

by Nick December 24, 2003

fake orgasm

When (usually a woman) pretends to reach orgasm to make their sexual partner feel better.

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

orgasm stretch

when u stretch so good it like having an orgasm when u wake up or just when ur sat in bed

heyy bro I had an amazing orgasm stretch the other day

I love them bro

by DUKE2121 March 18, 2019

piss orgasm

a rush of tingling energy up the spine immediately after pissing

If you've ever had a piss orgasm, you know what i mean

by minghi April 26, 2003

orgasmic white boy

A caucasian male who tends to have irregular orgasms. May or may not be under the influence.

Regular Boy: Hey, man.
Orgasmic White Boy: EHH Hey, AHHH whats up? UUUUUUGGHH.

by Kay Sur February 6, 2009

Retarded Orgasm

Retarded orgasm is what sometimes occurs while or sometimes, even after sex. If a girl (or in a rare case, a boy) makes a funny sound or face while in a climax, has a brain-dead expression, and drooling uncontrollably, you know they just achieved a retarded orgasm.

Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.

Zane: Yes, it was a great night with Joan.
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.

*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*

Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?

Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*

by Demendes April 24, 2014