orphan jokes

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him/her to clap until his/her parents come home.

Why don't orphans' play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

How do you stop a bus?

Throw an orphan in front of it. (no one will care)

Boy: Did you hear those orphan jokes?
Girl:Yeah, they were terrible I almost cried!
Boy:Thats the difference between us. I'm breaking up with you.

by iDonteatorphans June 9, 2011

orphanage

(N.) A place where kids who's parents either cannot raise a child due to something beyond their control (I.E: financial stress) or have been willfully abandoned by assholes who would rather drink and fuck rather than be parents. Kids who are in the care of an orphanage are called orphans.

James was raised in an orphanage.

by Dr_dude May 9, 2014

orphan obliterator

The act of screaming " FOR MOTHER RUSSIA" while dropkicking a homeless orphan to the curb and shoving a bottle of vodka into their genital area

Yo i just used the orphan obliterator on this homeless girl yesterday

by WasteOfOxygen2938292 January 27, 2021

Orphan's Christmas

A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.

Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.

"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"

by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 25, 2011

Enchanted Orphan

An enchanted orphan is a special orphan made out of 130 normal orphan. When you drop kick it it goes farther than usual.

"Oh look, an enchanted orphan, I'm going to drop kick it".

by Nunkey December 3, 2020

abandon an orphan in the woods

1. to take a poop

2. one of the best quotes from code monkeys on the G4 network

dude 1: man, i got to go abandon an orphan in the woods!

dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!

by Red Skull 10 December 17, 2009

Orphaned IM

An IM greeting that goes unanswered either because the recipient isn't paying attention or because he/she is ignoring the sender.

Dave sent me an orphaned IM earlier today:

OrphanIM713: hey
OrphanIM713: u going to the party tonight?
OrphanIM713: u there?
OrphanIM713 is away at 1:56 p.m.

by MDL713 September 12, 2005