Clam lotion

The oragsmic juice from a woman's vagina that collects on your balls.

PK- Man my balls are itchy as hell
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!

by Clamer July 21, 2016

lotion overdose

When someone ( usually a teenage male) masturbates so frequently with lotion that his hands become so soft that normal tasks become impossible.

Dude, I lotion overdosed, now when I open the fridge, my hands tear.

by pleaseleavemealone November 3, 2011

lotion queen

An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.

Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.

Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.

by havokhell November 29, 2021

Sea Lotion

Another word for Cum/Seamen

dude #1 - I was chillin with my girl n she couldn't take my baby gravy.

dude #2 - Yea my girl loves my Sea Lotion.
dude #1 - Sea Lotion?
dude #2- yea...she say's its salty as shit and is like a rich creamy lotion...Sea Lotion

by 413Smokey420 January 23, 2012

Lotion and Motion

The act of using lotion the masterbate vigorously with speed

Hey man I just got done with that lotion and motion.

by the maker August 10, 2016

penis with lotion

1. Apparently wins you $1,000 Family Feud.
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"

Search up "The Best WTFGameshow Moment. Ever." By sagermaster15, You'll see what penis with lotion means.

by THE NIGGER WHO STOLE YOUR BIKE June 6, 2010

emergency lotion

The stash of small lotion samples taken from hotels that you turn to when you run out of your trusty old Jergens.

I was about to rub one off last night and I was out of Jergens... thank god for my emergency lotion

by hprocks July 5, 2014