god

God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?

God help us.

by Jon December 26, 2003

God

The guy who created us all, and everything. The one who watches us, knows when and how we will die, when and where we will mean our soul mate and basically everything.

Thank you God for saving my life.

by DVDMe February 21, 2015

god

Mankind's ultimate scapegoat.

We have FREE WILL. Don't blame GOD for the bullshit YOU create.

by the_anonymous_one April 21, 2007

God

Morgan Freeman

God is Morgan Freeman

by ugaybitch69 November 18, 2019

God

The Creator of the Universe in the hit universal comedy, Religeon.

See fiction

Preacher : And The Lord God Said, Be Fruitful And Multiply.
Woman at bar : Dude, that is THE lamest pickup line.

by Tazzahbee December 26, 2007

God

Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.

Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.

by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005

God

A divine figure, featured in pretty much every religion. Whether you believe in it or not is up to you.

The romans had many gods.

by Some guy March 26, 2004