obsoletize

To make obsolete.

To obsoletize poisoning non-smokers, Charles Knows invented a Safe Smoking Lounges (SSLs) and got permission to erect it on Coney Island Beach to see how many smokers used it voluntarily. SSL's have a solar-powered ceiling fan which blows cigarette smoke up a chimney to the atmosphere to prevent the cigarette smoke from injuring non-smokers.

by but for February 16, 2019

Obstong

Adult male with uncontrollable obsession with stong/dick

Are you gay or just obstong

by Long along dd man February 11, 2023

Anabelle Olson

little dime ass thottie

"did you see Anabelle Olsons outfit"
"yeah shes a little dime ass thottie"

by dr.addib May 8, 2019

Enforced Obsolescence

A more heavy-handed version of Planned Obsolescence usually employed in the high-tech industry, especially software. Consumers of a product are forced to upgrade through some new technology rendering an old one literally unusable, usually through unnecessary incompatibility issues.

Porting a game from the 360 to the PC, rewritten to require DX10 when DX9 was used originally and clearly runs the game, can only be Enforced Obsolescence.

by Digital Watches May 26, 2010

owson

1) It is what you say when your son drops something heavy on your toe. It is actually meant to be 2 words: "Ow, son!", but when you're in pain, you don't think about how many words you are using.
2)Something you say to show dismay, even if you don't actually have a son or got anything dropped on your toe.

1) Owson! What did I tell you about throwing bricks around the house!

2) Owson! My parents beat me because I threw a brick at my dad!

by SingingMime July 31, 2008

oblon

a small, short stature portly hairless little wanna be troll. Stands under 5' tall, usually wears shoes made in the Shire or those used for Competitive Broccoli Eating league. Usually farcical being who talks to hear himself with no logical or factual basis. Leader or high ranking member of the Oblonite} clan.

I was high on meth and ran into an Oblon. It ruined my high and I instantly became dumber.

by 13Tyson March 6, 2020

chad olson

cool, ladies man, who sometimes can act rather homosexual but most of the time is sitting in a pile of semen covered blankets while playing cod online with his best friends but he is a total mandude

Chad Olson was talking about fleshlights on call of duty tonight

by tophercasanova December 13, 2010